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Fussin' is nothing new to NASCAR by Hubert Mizell
Not long after World War II, forefathers
of NASCAR were moonshine runners six days a week. They eased
off long enough to attend Sunday church, before spending a
testosterone-heavy afternoon racing their hopped-up, highly
illegal automobiles on Carolina backroads.
Even on the Lord's Day, there were devilish differences.
Often settled with heated words or willing fists. If things
went really clanky, there could be moves to smack noggins
with tire irons.
So when you see Nichole Lunders, fiance of contemporary
NASCAR celebrity Greg Biffle, spewing combative words at Eva
Bryan, girlfriend of controversial 21st century driver Kurt
Busch, understand it's a quite tame fracas compared to
memorable personal clashes in stock car history.
Forty-nine years ago, long before NASCAR had
multimillionaire icons like Junior Earnhardt or Jeff Gordon,
drivers would scuffle over a few dollars. Dwayne "Tiny"
Lund, a towering 280-pound South Carolinian, got into a
money fuss with his car owner, Lee Petty.
Shouting led to punching. Lund was too physical for
Petty to handle, so Lee's teenaged sons tried to help.
Richard Petty was destined to become the Arnold Palmer of
steering wheelers but he and sibling Maurice, budding NASCAR
mechanical expert, were easily flung aside by an enraged
6-foot-6 Tiny.
More forces needed.
Lund would soon be blindsided by a woman. Elizabeth
Petty used her purse to hammer Tiny's head. He went
down, thinking the pocketbook had to be fortified with
something beyond wallet and lipstick. Turns out, Miz Petty
was packing a pistol. It put a lump on Lund's skull.
We're talking Richard's mama. Kyle Petty's granny.
Fussin' isn't NASCAR new.
Mano-a-mano combat has been forever. You think Tony Stewart
can be cantankerous? Bobby Isaac, No.1 driver of 1970, was
such a clasher he was nicknamed "King of Street Fighters" by
horsepower peers.
Tracks were far smaller; a lot grimier. Crowds less
voluminous. Purses miniscule compared to now. Corporate
money not yet gushing into NASCAR. Decals on race cars were
more likely to advertise "Joe's Garage" than "Home Depot."
Hunger was evident.
Most unforgettable dukeout I ever saw came deep into the
final lap of the 1979 Daytona 500 concluded. Richard Petty
again a central figure. Cale Yarborough and Donnie Allison,
two of era's hottest drivers, were scrimmaging for the lead
a mile from the checkered flag. Cars collided, allowing
Petty to zip past and win. Those wrecked fellows lost a lot
of precious prize dough in NASCAR's biggest race.
Donnie was furious at Cale and vice versa. Road rage at the
highest level. Both scrambled out of their automobiles and
began flailing with fists, helmets and flying elbows. I
remember writing in my column, "Good ole boys were goin'
bad."
Cheered on by 100,000 voices.
"I was steamed, accusing Cale of causing the wreck that
wiped us both out of the Daytona 500," Allison would say.
"Real soon, I found Yarborough's nose pounding on my
knuckles."
Better than getting pistol-whipped, wouldn't you say? So,
when we see one of today's big shots, after a metal-clanging
incident, going after a rival driver, have a chuckle and
recall when NASCAR heroes were far more likely to loosen
teeth or bring blood.
When we see Gordon, Matt Kenseth, Kevin Harvick or Ryan
Newman playing shovy-duvy with an enemy, these guys know
that team members will quickly jump in-between, disallowing
real fighting. Keep it in modern perspective.
Stewart, Gordon, Earnhardt and all the ritzy 2006ers, with
their private jets and million-dollar buses will never be
involved in feuding that compares even with 1989 when
Darrell Waltrip and Rusty Wallace - both recently retired
and now TV commentators - saw moods get greasy.
Wallace had just won the Winston All-Star race. Waltrip had
been spun out near the end, allowing Rusty to rule. Tempers
boiled. As Rusty's machine neared Victory Lane, it was
kicked hard by Waltrip crewman.
A free-for-all ensued. Old-time slugfest. "Somebody bit my
little brother John's ear almost off," said Wallace's crew
chief, Barry Dodson. "I think it was very unprofessional."
Wallace commented after recent NASCAR flareups, including
the yapping girlfriends, "I think such things are good for
the sport. Great for television ratings. It enhances the
differences between drivers and teams, which means bigger
crowds and more interest for NASCAR."
Rusty is right.
At times, it can seem that pro wrestling czar Vince McMahon
has become stock car commissioner. Cars smash into one
another at 190 miles an hour, then come the words of fire.
Shaking fists. Screaming spectators. But little physical
harm.
Nothing like it used to be.
David Pearson, NASCAR's second all-time winner behind King
Richard, got a 1984 bellyful of outspoken competitor Tim
Richmond. Following the Firecracker 400 at Daytona, when
Richmond charged at David with unhappy dialogue re a bump
they exchanged on the track, the silver-haired Pearson
unleashed a whopper punch to Tim's eye that left a
world-class shiner.
Today is comparative kindergarten stuff.
Contact columnist Hubert Mizell at mizell3@cox.net.

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